just got mooned, sorta

hmm. i was typing happily at my desk and i looked to right and was met by a large tukis in khaki pants bent over a stack of books. knees bent awkwardly in a grotesque second position demi-plie, i could see the outline of boxer briefs (probably hanes. gray, i’d guess) and the subtle bulge of middle aged balls. he bought a book from me, ten bucks. i’ll take it. thanks for the lunch money, book dude. and thanks for the free show.